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I used to hate facial hair, but then…
It grew on me. 😂
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
I asked my dog what two minus two is.
He said nothing.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks…
“Can I join you?”
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
I have a joke about time travel, but…
You guys didn’t like it.
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