A man calls a lawyer’s office.
A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’
The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s in a big case, not available for a week.’
‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’
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