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One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without … Read more
A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Daddy, where does poo come from?” The father thought for a moment and said “You’re old enough to learn about this” so they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized, asks “what about Eeyore and Piglet?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?” “Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each. “ “No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us. “ “Dunno about that, already ate mine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The doctor gave Steward one year to live, so he shot him. The judge gave Steward 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes, “replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man: I’m so sorry the marriage didn’t work out. Woman: It’s okay, we can still be cousins. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.