Jokes Ltd One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without … Read more
A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Daddy, where does poo come from?” The father thought for a moment and said “You’re old enough to learn about this” so they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized, asks “what about Eeyore and Piglet?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?” “Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each. “ “No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us. “ “Dunno about that, already ate mine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that … Read more
Melissa was shocked when she found out her toaster was not waterproof. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more