An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to the receptionist.
Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, “Stick it through that curtain. “
Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains.
“That’s not a foot!” screams the receptionist.
“Holy cow, Lady. I never knew you had a minimum!”
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