A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
“I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive. “
“Shoot it, “says the farmer, “and then bury it. “
About 30 mins later he gets another call… “
“Done. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?”
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