The Shop Window Dress
In a boutique: “Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?” “I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dr. Dave the Veterinarian
Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn’t. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave don’t worry about it. … Read more
Honey-Roasted Ham
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Phenomenal Memory
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage and makes an announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage – the boy with a phenomenal memory”. Following the entertainer’s introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants. “Now … Read more