A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me, “he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Davies of Chicago?”
“No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance.
“Oh…er…well, “stuttered the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting on. “
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