When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ben marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. “Ben, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table. “ So, Ben folds his hands on his lap and … Read more
A elderly lady, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. She walked up to the bartender, and … Read more
“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. “ Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Customer: “Waiter, this soup tastes funny. “ Waiter: “Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Customer to Waiter: “This is the third time I’m asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!” Waiter: “Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I am telling you, we serve everyone here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The judge: “Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?” The inculpated: “Why did the rabbit eat vegetables from my garden, without being a family member?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A homeless guy knocked on a house’s door and after a while a man opened it. “Excuse me, do you have any spare food?” “Yeah. Do you mind if it’s yesterday’s dinner?”-asked the homeowner. “Not at all. “-said the homeless guy “Come back tomorrow then. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in his way was going to regret it. Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair. “Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes. “ Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY … Read more