A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples.
When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup”
The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed, “Not very flavorful, either. “
“That’s right, “said the farmer. “Lucky they’re small, ain’t it?”
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