General Jokes

Hey Mister

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A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more

Elephant Approaches

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A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass … Read more

Diarrhea Joshua

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Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Understand Art

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At an art gallery, among other works of art, there is a painting by a famous painter. The entire painting is completely black. Surprised by what he saw, a visitor asks him: “What does this painting represent? I do not understand anything!” “You are one of those people who don’t seem to understand art. It’s … Read more

Calendar Behind

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A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, “I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home. “ A voice from the back of the room replied, “There’s a calendar … Read more

Company Owner

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A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled and replied, “It’s simple. I have 20 employees and 19 free parking spaces. One is paid parking. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Fortune Teller

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A man visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: “You will not be rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on … Read more