“Daddy, where does poo come from?” The father thought for a moment and said “You’re old enough to learn about this” so they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized, asks “what about Eeyore and Piglet?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Hey, what’s going on, Pooh?” “Hello, Piglet. Christopher left us 10 honeypots. That makes 8 for each. “ “No, Pooh, that makes 5 for each of us. “ “Dunno about that, already ate mine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes, “replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass … Read more
Melissa was shocked when she found out her toaster was not waterproof. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At an art gallery, among other works of art, there is a painting by a famous painter. The entire painting is completely black. Surprised by what he saw, a visitor asks him: “What does this painting represent? I do not understand anything!” “You are one of those people who don’t seem to understand art. It’s … Read more
A young high school girl is walking past a construction site when one of the builders yells out, “Hey gorgeous! Why don’t you come over here and sit on my face? Without even blinking an eye, she yells back, “Why, sweetheart, is your nose bigger than your cock! ! !” This joke is included in … Read more