On a street where the speed limit is 30 mph, the police stop a driver.
“Not only have you been driving too fast, you’ve been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don’t work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What’s your name?”
“Sctrathewisilenki Govhefastilogchinic. “
“Well, I’ll let you go this time but don’t do it again. “
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