The Lone Ranger is captured by outlaws.
They are definitely planning on killing him, but they decide to grant him three final requests.
Upon hearing this the Lone Ranger says that he will only tell his requests to his noble steed, Silver. The bad guys agree and the Lone Ranger leans close into the horse’s ear and whispers something.
Silver immediately bolts in the direction of the nearest town returning shortly with a beautiful woman in the saddle.
The outlaws shake their heads in approval and escort the woman and the Lone Ranger to an empty tent. The Lone Ranger takes her back to the tent, shaking his head from side to side and muttering under his breath.
After several hours they emerge and Silver takes the woman back to town.
When he returns, the Lone Ranger once again whispers something in the horse’s ear.
Silver immediately bolts in the direction of the nearest town returning shortly with a different but equally beautiful woman in the saddle.
The Lone Ranger takes her back to the tent, shaking his head from side to side and muttering under his breath. After several hours they emerge and Silver takes the woman back to town.
When the horse returns, the Lone Ranger, who is visibly annoyed by now, grabs Silver by the ear, pulls him in close, and, speaking in the calmest voice he can muster whispers “I said POSSE. “
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