One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without … Read more
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders wine – the 1945 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “Who’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I did… Do you want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included … Read more
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree,and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied … Read more
A 30 something year old man goes to a singles bar and starts up a conversation with a woman who was about his age. They’re really hitting it off and the chemistry is strong, so after a couple drinks they start to open up to each other. “I’m gonna be honest with you, “says the … Read more
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well, back in 1944 in Africa, “the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a … Read more
At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that we have switched from rats to lawyers for experiments in our lab?” “Really?” replied the other researcher. “Why the switch?” “There were a number of reasons, “the first researcher explained. “First, our lab assistants don’t become so attached to … Read more
A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer … Read more
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, “Bill, your house burnt down!” So he runs outside, but then he thinks, “I don’t have a house, “so he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of … Read more