A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I have a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations. “
The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots.
“What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman having relations. “
The psychologist says, “Very interesting, “and shows the next picture.
“And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman having relations. “
The psychologist tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman having relations. “
The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations. “
“Me! ?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”
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