Doctor Jokes

The doctor gave Steward one year to live, so he shot him. The judge gave Steward 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“Doctor! There’s a fly in the ointment!” “Yes, I know, he’s recovering from a nasty soup-burn. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man 75 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: “At your age, how do you do that?” The man answered, “You just have to keep the motor running. “ Another year passes, and the … Read more

Man walks into a shrink’s office. Psychiatrist:”I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly. “ Patient:”That’s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?” Psychiatrist:”I saw the wedding ring on your finger. “ This joke is included in the … Read more

A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting “I told you not to go doggy style!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor asked what the problem was. “Well, “said the man, “My wife and I aren’t getting as much out of sex as we used to, doctor. “ “How old are you, Mr Jones?” asked the doctor. “I’m 87, doctor. “ “And how old is your wife, Mr Jones?” … Read more

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on a hospital bed. A young nurse came to cleanse his body with a sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am … Read more

Camilla goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie’s cock one gets a heartburn. “ The doctor says “Have you tried Andrew’s?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an … Read more

A guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they … Read more