A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach.
The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet.
Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He is swept away!
She holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries, “Lord, how could you? Haven’t I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven’t I been a wonderful mother? Haven’t I kept a kosher home? Haven’t I given to B’nai B’rith? Haven’t I given to Hadassah? Haven’t I lit candles every Friday night? Haven’t I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?”
A voice booms from the sky, “Okay, Okay!”
A few minutes later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach.
As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.
The voice booms again, “I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?”
She responds, “He had a hat….
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