Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “
Tim: “How so?”
Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats.
If you want to play golf at night it glows. “
Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get it?”
Jake: “I found it in the woods. “
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