A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure, “the customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own kennel. “
The representative further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
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