The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came.
The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy. “
“That was a very misguided thing to do, my son, “said the priest patiently.
“It wasn’t misguided at all, “said Little Johnny. “I hit him. “
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