Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Nicholas into his office for a sit-down.
“You know, Nicholas, “he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium. “
“Wow, sir. I guess you’re right, “Nicholas answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”
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