One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one.
The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, “$2000. “
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast. “
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes. “
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10,000. “
The man says, “What does he do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, and I’ve never seen him doing something, but the other two call him ‘Boss’. “
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