A noble goes hunting with his servant.
They haven’t gotten far from the house when the noble realizes that the ground is muddy and ruining his shoes.
The noble tells the servant: “I’m going to wait here, run back to the house and bring me my riding boots”.
The servant, seizing the moment, runs into the house and into the noble’s daughter’s bedroom.
“My lady, your father ordered me to make love to you”.
The daughter agrees. When he’s done, the servant runs to the wife of the noble.
“My lady, your husband ordered me to satisfy both you and your daughter. Now it’s your turn”.
The lady of the house doesn’t believe a word, so the servant opens a window and yells to the noble so everyone could hear: “Did you say just one or both?”
“What the fuck is taking so long,you goddamn halfwit! ? Of course both!”
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