A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!”
The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog. “
“Oh man, “the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me. “
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.
The first guys sees him, stops him and says
“You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog. “
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog. “
The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs. “
The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What?! ?! They gave me a Chihuahua?! ?”
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