The King and Queen decided to get pets, and for this reason the King issued a decree: “Handsome reward for finest Royal pets. “
The Queen immediately falls in love with a white, kitten with long hair bred in a faraway land.
Some time after payment, the kitten disappears and the distraught Queen sends the entire staff in the palace to look for him. The King sends word to the breeder and asks for a replacement, which causes a huge fight with the Queen.
The next day, the Royal Newspaper headline reads:
“King Trying To Get New Pussy To Replace Queen’s”
Infuriated, the King tells the editor to be respectful to the throne, or else.
Then, a servant hears a sound in a tiny crack inside the castle wall. The King orders his team of engineers to widen the hole in order to rescue the kitten. Unfortunately, this causes the entire wall to collapse. The noise however causes the kitten to reappear from under a dresser, safe and sound.
The next day, the Royal Newspaper reads:
“Unable To Locate Queen’s Pussy, King Destroys Wrong Hole”
Infuriated, the King says if there is one more disrespectful headline, he will behead the entire staff of the newspaper.
Then, a man comes to the castle with an incredibly large rooster, about 4 feet tall. The King, duly impressed, purchases what is definitely a unique and noble animal, definitely a Royal pet. However, when the rooster sees the Queen, he cries so fiercely the Queen collapses in shock.
The next day, the Royal Newspaper proclaims:
“Queen Faints At Sight Of King’s Gigantic Cock”
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