A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo.
After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk.
“Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks.
The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf.
“I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says.
The clerk pauses for a moment, “I think I might have what you’re looking for, but it’s expensive. “
“Oh that’s fine, “she says.
The clerk leads her to the counter where he was sitting and pulls out a massive chrome cylinder.
“$250” he says.
“Oh wow, “says the woman, “that is expensive, but it’s perfect. “
The woman hands the clerk $250 and happily leaves the store.
The store owner comes out and asks the clerk, “So have you sold any dildos?”
“No, but I sold my thermos for $250. “
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