A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. “
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore. “
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that. “
The woman said, “Ok, I’m a prostitute. “
“No, that is still too crude. Try again. “
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer. “
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year. “
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