Two gays Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest.
Cecil ask, “What you doing?”
Rupert said, “I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest.
Cecil said, “Don’t be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of my arse… “
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