A man rushes out of his wife’s hospital room.
“Doctor, doctor — my wife’s been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!”
“That’s very encouraging, “says the doctor. “Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts. “
A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: “Doctor, she moaned!”
“Very good, “says the doctor.
“Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!”
Five minutes later, the man comes back out, white as a sheet.
“Doctor — she died. “
“No! What happened?” the doctor exclaims.
“Well, doc, “the man says tearfully, “she choked. “
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