There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!”
The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman’s vagina? Let me go see. “
Both of them went into the room with the woman, and they both looked curiously.
Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain’t no shrimp it’s a clitoris. “
And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me. “
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