A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”
He says, “I don’t know. “
She holds up a finger and says, “That big?”
He says, “Bigger. “
She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it. “
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium. “
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