Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, “You wouldn’t believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said ‘Take whatever you want! ‘ …
So I took the bike”
The second guy says, “Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you. “
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