In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.
The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert. “
A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert. “
The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert. “
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