A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!”
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
“There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “
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