Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He asked what the neighbor had in the trailer.
“Manure, “the neighbor replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny
“Put it on my strawberries, “answered the farmer.
Little Johnny replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries. “
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