A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches.
The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, “I’m sorry, but I just don’t understand your paintings. “
“I paint what I feel inside me, “the artist replied.
“I see, “the woman replied innocently. “Have you tried Alka-Seltzer?”
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