Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it. “
A big storm cloud materialized and there was a clap of thunder.
“See, “said the woman. “It’s a sign from above. “
The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.
“Dear Lord, “the woman prayed, “I need a bigger sign. “
This time, a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree.
“See! I told you I was right, “the woman said.
But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn’t be explained by natural causes.
“Help me, Lord, “the woman implored.
And a deep voice came from the heavens: “Ssshhheee’s rrriiiggghhhttt!”
The woman turned to the three clergymen and asked, “Well?”
“Okay, okay, “they said. “Now it’s three against two. “
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