Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day.
They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.
They notice she isn’t wearing any panties.
βIs it cooler without panties?β they ask.
She says, βI don’t know if it’s cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon. β
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