A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers.
He rushes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, “Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do. “
“But I don’t have the fingers!”
“Why didn’t you bring the fingers?!” asks the incredulous doctor.
“Doc, I couldn’t pick them up. “
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