A man asked for a meal in a restaurant.
The waiter brought the food and put it on the table.
After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir, “said the waiter, “or everyone will want one. “
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