Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior – there’s the best Club in the city. Let’s you and me stop in and have a drink. “
“But we’re private, “protests Junior.
“NO, we’s sergeants now, “says Bubba, pulling him inside
“Now, Junior, I’m gonna sit down and have a drink. “
“But, we’re private, “says Junior.
“You blind, boy!” says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. “We’re Sergeants now!”
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
“You’re cute, “she says, “and I’d like to take you someplace and make you feel good — but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea. “
Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it’s good, give me the okay sign. “
Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
“Junior, “he says, “What do you give me the okay for?!”
“Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates. “
Then he pointed to his stripes and said, “But we’re Sergeants now!
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