A spaceman landed on the moon.
To his surprise he saw a little shop ahead of him, with the name above it: “Isaac Cohen, BESPOKE TAILORS. “
Curious, he went into the shop.
A surprised looking man appeared behind the counter. “Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m a spaceman, “replied the spaceman.
The man closed his eyes, and slapped his own cheek with one hand.
“Cutters, I asked for. And they sent me spacemen!”
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