A young employee is working late at the office one evening.
As he comes out of his office he sees the CEO standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.
“Do you know how to work this thing?” the CEO asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it. “
“Yes, sir, “says the young employee, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the CEO and feeds it in.
“Now, “says the CEO, “I just need one copy…”
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