A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “
The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, “oh well, he’s just studying for his pilot license. “
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