“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A young high school girl is walking past a construction site when one of the builders yells out, “Hey gorgeous! Why don’t you come over here and sit on my face? Without even blinking an eye, she yells back, “Why, sweetheart, is your nose bigger than your cock! ! !” This joke is included in … Read more
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother: “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, … Read more
Jessica goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Jess waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Jessica, what is your multi-syllable word?” Jess says, “Mas-tur-bate. “ Miss Rogers smiles and says, … Read more
Nigel, a college student, is talking to a friend. “I think my room-mate is queer. “he said. “How do you know that?” asks the student. “Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
Mr. Smyth had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…“Class, “he said, “my name begins with the letter ‘M,’ and I pick up things…What am I?” A … Read more
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched a man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way. “ She replied, “What … Read more