A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff.
Suddenly a woman near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt.
She proceeds to yell, “Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!”
She continues to yell this for about ten minutes before a man in the very back takes a stand. He proceeds to say “Yeah I can make you feel like a woman. “
He then takes off his shirt and throws it towards her and says, “Here! Iron this!”
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