There was a gorgeous brunette at the bar Mike went to one time. He dragged up his courage, walked over to her, and in his most suave voice said, “Hey, sexy girl, can I buy you a drink?” She diverted her gaze towards him. Gorgeous blue eyes,beautiful ruby-red lips and breasts to die for. She … Read more
Harvey’s boss said to him, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?” Harvey said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old, “says little Johnny. “And when will you be six … Read more
Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and … Read more
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in … Read more
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have … Read more
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers here. “ A time traveler walks into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well, back in 1944 in Africa, “the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a … Read more
An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were traveling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out. “Thank you very much, “said the lady, “but why did … Read more
A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going. “Couldn’t be better, “answered the friend. “Even with the recession, our sales are up 40 percent. My son, the lawyer, just won a big case. And his fee was a million dollars. My other son, … Read more