One of Hitler’s assistants says to him one day, “Sir, we’re mining too many useless ores. “
Hitler replies, “Well, mine less. “
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!”
Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?”
A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.
Little Mary says: “My Dad is a lawyer.
He puts the bad guys in jail. “
Little Jack says: “My Dad is a doctor.
He makes all the sick people better. “
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher says: “Johnny, what does your Dad do?”
Johnny says: “My Dad is dead. “
“I’m sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue and shit on the carpet. “
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