“Doctor, I have a problem… “
“What’s your problem?”
“I pee in my sleep, every night!”
“Why?”
“Oh, well… Every night, a little dwarf visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”.
“And, that’s it? The solution is so simple. . Listen to me! If the little dwarf comes again you’re gonna answer; ‘Yeah, dude, I did! ‘“
“And that will cut it off?”
“Sure! Like a knife!”
At night, the little dwarf showed up on the patient’s dream and whispered;
“Did we pee today?”
“Yeah, dude, I did!” said the angry guy.
And the little dwarf replied: “What about poop?”
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