An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit.
“Doc, “he says, “I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs… “
“Sir, “says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?”
The man answers, “Teeth. “
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